HiddenMysteries: Ted Haggard: Bought Meth, Didn't Use It; Received Massage, No Sex

Ted Haggard: Bought Meth, Didn't Use It; Received Massage, No Sex

Saturday, November 04 2006 @ 11:09 PM CST

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Ted Haggard told reporters today that he bought meth because he was curious, but got rid of it:

Every week for THREE YEARS? Stupid LIAR!

Ted Haggard told reporters today that he bought meth because he was curious, but got rid of it:

"I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it."

Then why, pastor Haggard, did you leave your gay hustler Mike Jones a voicemail inquiring about getting more?

He also told reporters that he received a massage from Jones but never had sex.

Funny, yesterday he didn't know Mike Jones. If the story continues to evolve like this, by next week he'll have had that collegiate orgy he's been fantasizing about.

President's confidant: Ted Haggard

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