HiddenMysteries: Moregasm!

Interested in having multiple orgasms - or giving them to your partner? Learn how, with these tips!

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Ever wish you could turn orgasm into more-gasm? Here’s good news: Most women are built to cum again and again. So once you ride the first wave, you can catch another! With that in mind, women who experience multiple-orgasms do so in large part, because they know that they can. After all, if you tell yourself that one orgasm signals “end,” your body will stop engaging at that point.

A great way to prepare for multiple climaxes is to pump up your pubococcygeus, or PC, muscles! Find them by stopping your stream of urine when you go to the bathroom. Your PC muscles can be the key to multiple orgasms, since pulsing them during sex increases blood flow, allowing you to maintain arousal. Another secret? Aim to orgasm for the first time before he enters you.

If you have one big-O early, you’re likely to have another post-penetration. As you begin these exercises, focus on stimulating multiple body parts at a time.

Studies show that’s actually the quickest way to, well…double your pleasure!

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So you hypocrite TeaBaggers, Palinites, Republicans, FOX News Viewers, Retarded Conservatives, Fundamentalist Evangelical Christians -- You sinned against God anyway.

Get on your Knees and say 150 hail marys....
100 hail Ted Haggards
75 hail Jimmy Swaggarts
69 hail Paul Crouchs
50 hail Robert Tiltons
25 hail Archbishop Earl Paulks
10 hail Jim Bakkers
5 hail W.V. Grant Jrs.

then Kiss your Lord Jesus on the Lips...

Moregasm!

Tuesday, March 09 2010 @ 05:31 PM CST