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Rapture Parties, After the Rapture Parties, Oh HELL Party till the Next Rapture

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End of the World Party, Anyone?

by Jeff Schult

Rapturous sex. A little looting. Maybe some last-minute errands ...


May 20, 2011

You already know, of course, that the world is ending tomorrow. Right? So what are your plans for the weekend? Here at Sex Feed, we’re not really planning anything out of the ordinary. A little looting, perhaps, and maybe a threesome if we get lucky.

We can’t decide whether it will be better to watch The Rapture on television or in person. And we don’t know anyone personally whom we expect to be plucked from the surface of the planet and whisked off to heaven.

But maybe you’ll want to celebrate more wildly. The Miami NewTimes has compiled a rapturous events list. Our favorite? In San Francisco, you can celebrate at the 2011 LIVE Masturbate-a-Thon (The end is coming. Are you?) The event is a fund-raiser for the Center for Sex & Culture.

So if you have any special plans for the end of the world, or the day after the end of the world, or a spaceship with some extra seats, let us know in the comments. You might as well. You may not get another chance.

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