The itty bitty city in Texas called Coffee City (even though there is no coffee shop, or coffee store) is considering a PILE of crap ordinances for this fair city of 130 voters. A non-resident and NOT a citizen is proposing this pile of crap, and all they did was copy a bunch of ordinances from another town.. The danger in this is that it will not show those that were amended, thrown out, ruled illegal, ruled unconstitutional, or repealed. Additional legal danger is that the city being copied from is a different form of city than Podunk is, under State law.

One is to raise the age of majority to 21.. Why do they think Podunk has greater authority than the state?

One citizen said his dog would be dead, before he was able to read the doggie ordinances..

We decided to add to the pile for the city to consider..

by The Bloggess

Occasionally twitter writes my posts for me. Today was one of those days.

When I first noticed that #NicknamesForBreasts was trending I shuddered at the horror no doubt looming before me, and yes, some of the nicknames were misogynistic and demeaning, but most were sort of awesome, many were written by women themselves. Let’s explore, shall we?

by Rayne Millaray

Good for grandma, right? Well, maybe not. The cops don't approve.

Well, now this isn't something you see every day. Grandma got caught out in the parking lot of a shopping center in the back of a Buick Regal with her ... one night (or afternoon, as the case may be) stand? Oh, grandma, you modern woman, you.

by Midori

It probably doesn’t seem like it, but I really do love the two of you. I’m so grateful that you’ve not withered away from the abject neglect and borderline abuse I’ve put you through. If you were my children, social services would be knocking on my door to take you away from me.

The Rude Pundit

From a secret Justice Department memorandum obtained by the Rude Pundit:
Mr. President,

Since it is now the policy of our administration to target American citizens for killing by missiles delivered by Predator drone aircraft, I am proposing an expansion of the program to include targets beyond our ongoing conflict with al-Qaeda and its affiliates. I propose that we now target executives and others in the finance industry who so far have not been prosecuted for potential crimes that forced the economy of the United States into a long-term decline.

Les Visible

Dog Poet Transmitting.......

May your noses always be cold and wet.

Watch it happen in front of your eyes. The Occupy Wall Street phenom is going viral, diversifying like a stock portfolio and popping up all over the US and in other countries as well. Look at the media not covering it.

By Eric W. Dolan

Although Jon Stewart and Texas Congressman Ron Paul found common ground in their opposition to the war on drugs on Monday night, Stewart questioned whether all of Paul’s libertarian ideals were realistic.

Jon Stewart On Wall Street Bonuses

"I guess the only real difference between bankers and movie stars is when Nick Cage lost all his money, I didn't have to bail him out."

"Let me get this straight, the only people who have recovered from the financial meltdown... are the people who caused this financial meltdown."

By David Edwards

President Barack Obama’s plan to make sure millionaires pay a tax rate at least as high as the people that work for them has led to a lot of whining from wealthy conservatives.

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly has threatened to quit hosting his show and tea party Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) complained that he only has $400,000 left after feeding his family.

Whatever disaster strikes, there's always an upside in religious rightland, always somebody to point the finger at with glee. Let's turn the tables.

By Paul Rosenberg

Why is it that whenever disaster strikes, right-wing religious nuts seem to have all the fun? Some might say it's just because they're sadists, but they always seem to find the silver lining. 9/11? God's calling on America to repent! (No, not for it's foreign policy, you dummy!) Hurricane Katrina? It was that darned homosexual parade the organizers forgot to tell anyone about!

By David Edwards

After watching Monday’s CNN Tea Party Republican presidential debate, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert came to the conclusion that the nominee should choose the Grim Reaper as his or her running mate.

The audience at a debate last week on MSNBC the cheered Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s record of executing 234 prisoners. During Monday’s CNN debate, the audience called for letting the uninsured die.

By Andrew Jones

If you were a CNN producer, chances are you probably didn’t enjoy Jon Stewart rip into your network Tuesday evening.

On the latest installment of The Daily Show, the comedian mocked the CNN’s Tea Party debate and the the GOP candidates who participated. “Last night, an incompetent bunch of yahoos was finally granted legitimacy –- by pairing up with the Tea Party,” Stewart said, making a clear jab at the news network.

And Other Inappropriate Questions.

by The Bloggess

Every time I see my shrink she asks, “So, how’s you sex drive?” I realize this is an important question to ask someone on anti-depressants, as the meds can affect your love life, but I can’t help from automatically responding, “Fine, and yours?”

Mortgage Bankers Association 'Strategic Default' Exposed

By Jon Stewart

The Mortgage Bankers Association strategically defaults, walks away from the commercial loan on their headquarters after shaming and ridiculing homeowners who do the same.

The hypocrisy from John Courson, MBA's CEO, oozes from the camera as he lectures homeowners for choosing to walk away instead of pay. The interview with the head of the Vegas MBA Chapter is the best part -- comes somewhere in the middle.

By George Carlin

Nobody Wants To Rock The Boat

How To Clear ALL The Crooks Out Of Washington In Less Than 30 Seconds - Guaranteed!

Some lunchtime humor.

This ought to elicit a few laughs.

Pure unadulterated genius.

You will laugh your ass off.

This indeed would be sweet revenge on those pedophiles and gropers in the TSA

Psycho Talk: The 32 Craziest Things GOP Presidential Contender Michele Bachmann Has Said

Over the weekend, Fox News' Chris Wallace asked Michele Bachmann if she was a flake. Below is a compendium of some of her more outlandish remarks. Judge for yourself.

By David Ferguson

Audience members at the Republican Leadership Conference last weekend were perfectly happy to laugh at Obama impersonator Reggie Brown when he was aiming racially-themed barbs at President Obama and the First Lady. However, when the comedian began to fire verbal missiles at the Republican contenders for 2012, his mic was cut and he was quickly escorted from the stage.

Welcome to the Un-official website for the City of Coffee City, Texas! Located on beautiful Lake Palestine in Henderson County, Coffee City serves as a top recreational spot for many Henderson, Anderson, and Smith County residents. The city limits incorporate about 260 (260) square miles of the lake and about 2.1 square miles of land. The City of Coffee City Police give around 30,000 tickets daily to vehicles coming through our city limits. We are about fifteen (15.6734) miles south of Tyler, Texas on State Highway 155 at the Henderson/Smith County line. Nearby real cities include Berryville, Frankston, Chandler, Brownsboro, and Moore Station.

Standard of living and quality of life ranks about .05% of that in Dallas and Houston.

by Jeff Schult

Thank you, Google Maps. This is why they made you.

By Fred Reed

“The powers of the darkness are many and patient, and the Mohammedan awaits to make our wives and daughters into harem slaves".

Stephen Colbert reenacts Palin’s version of Paul Revere’s ride — on a plastic horse

By Kase Wickman

Stephen Colbert used “The Colbert Report” Monday night to definitively verify Sarah Palin’s claim that Paul Revere’s historic midnight ride involved “ringing those bells” and firing shots to send the British a message about Second Amendment rights, as she said on June 2.

‘His d*ck is just not that big’

By Roxanne Cooper

According to Jon Stewart, and contrary to what Andrew Breitbart’s Big Hollywood reported earlier today, Stewart and Rep. Anthony Weiner were not college roommates. However, they’ve been good friends since college.

End of the World Party, Anyone?

by Jeff Schult

Rapturous sex. A little looting. Maybe some last-minute errands ...

By David Ferguson

In his remarks at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Seth Meyers was brutal and hilarious as he lambasted the current GOP field, Fox News and others. The comedian reserved special scorn, however, for Donald Trump, whose grim, frozen scowl throughout just adds to the viewing pleasure in this video (from C-SPAN)

by Liz Langley

As the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton loomed over us, you’d have thought an anglophile like myself would be faint with anticipation, just from the sheer Englishness of it all. A royal wedding, for tit’s sake! Westminster Abbey! Approval of the Queen!

By Kase Wickman

Donald Trump continues to motion at running for the 2012 Republican nomination, with a decidedly birther lean. He recently insisted during an interview that President Barack Obama’s birth announcements had ben planted so that Obama could one day enjoy the benefits of being American.

Stewart on Sen. Kyl’s ‘political strategy known as lying’

By Kase Wickman

Last week, one of the last sticking points in reaching a budget deal to avoid government shutdown was whether Planned Parenthood would receive federal funding or not. Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) argued that abortion is “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does,” when abortions actually account for only 3 percent of PPFA’s services. When confronted, his office said that it was “not intended to be a factual statement.”

You Read That Right A Singing Vagina

Taken from Bloc Party’s forthcoming Intimacy Remixed compilation, they realized that people are more likely to listen to your crappy music is you add a singing vagina….genius!!!!!

By Kase Wickman

Last night on “The Daily Show,” Jon Stewart did what he does best: Threw his hands up and asked “WTF?” This time, it was in regards to the conservative clamor for lower corporate income taxes, while it was recently revealed that GE pays no federal taxes, and in fact this year, received a $3.2 billion tax benefit.

by Gilad Atzmon

The British ADL watchdog CIF Watch seems to be very unhappy with the Guardian circulating the work of the genius cartoonist Carlos Latuff

“How low will they (the Guardian) go?” asks the Zionist watchdog.

by George Carlin

One of my friends sent me an article entitled “Worst Sex Advice Ever.” It was interesting, but not even remotely close to being the WORST ADVICE EVER. Because that advice is right here. Obviously.

The Bloggess

Blonde In Driving School

Aaron Sorkin brands Sarah Palin TV show 'a snuff film'

West Wing creator accuses contender for 2012 Republican presidential nomination of shooting an animal 'for political gain'

Jason Deans


Sarah Palin's first kill...
She devours the meat, and raw caribou testicles

The holiday season wouldn't feel the same without people going out of their way to be offended by nothing.

Jon Stewart gleefully struck back Monday night at the former CNN host who was fired after calling him a bigot.

11 Patriotic Lessons from the Tea Party

By Phil N. Mole

History is too important to be left to people who've actually read history books.

Best Jon Stewart Yet On Glenn Beck

Jon Stewart takes on Beck's "I Have A Dream Scheme" rally, Goldline and his proselytizing hypocrisy. Stewart at his best catching Beck at his worst - well, part of his worst.

PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

The Beck-enabled Stewart solution: GOP should pay Fox News

By David Edwards

Dems suggest move to Roman Numeral System is what we 'should' do....

Friends, Patriots, True Americans

by E.R. Bills

Friends, patriots and true Americans; lend me your prejudice.

Building a pseudo-mosque at almost Ground Zero is an outrage and Obama and the Muslims behind this constitutionally protected project should be forcibly restrained. But we can’t quit there.

Again the only political show you can trust.. John Stewart proves Glenn Beck to be the ultimate Hypocritical Asshole. When will the Great Stewart expose the hidden connections of the Beck U.N.iversity? The global plot against freedom ---- the Beck U.N.iversity

Holo Cartoon Story

http://holocartoons.com/main/index.php

This truly represent the Conservative Supply Side Economics and its results....

Even after their theory FAILS the Gopsters try it over and over again!

GOP's Uncle Tom going against GOP principle of ‘blowing sh*t up’

By David Edwards

Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele is facing criticism from his own party after making controversial comments about the Afghanistan war. A puppet in the image of the chairman appeared on Comedy Central's The Daily Show Monday to explain himself.

Fake news by Andy Borowitz

LONDON—Reversing his recent position on the dangers of an extraterrestrial invasion, eminent theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking said today that the planet is in no such peril anymore because aliens are “no longer interested” in invading Earth.

'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'