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FOX, CNBC, Glenn Becky, Bull O'Really, Oxycontin Rush.. ALL INTO TEABAGGING!

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These three are probably teabagging each other right now!
No wonder Teddy Bare Haggard was their close, close, close friend!!!!

Maddow Brilliantly Mocks GOP 'Teabagging'; Anti-Gay Rights Group Goes Cruising for Dudes

by Isaac Fitzgerald

This is just too much. Ok, actually, it's not. It's perfect.



1. teabagging
To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.

6. teabagging
Process in which a male inserts a teabag into the vagina of a female, who then urinates into the males mouth, thus giving the sensation of tea. Just joking, it's when someone puts his balls in another persons mouth John: "Look at me bitch! I'm teabagging you!"
Your mother: "mmmmmffff"

7. teabagging
The sexual act of dipping ones scrotum into a teapot full of luke warm water while your sexual partner masturbates you with one hand at the same time as blowing through the spout of the teapot creating a jacuzzi like sensation around the scrotum. Fancy a teabagging?

http://www.urbandictionary.com

First off, in what well could be Rachel Maddow's most hilarious segment yet, she ruthlessly mocked the GOP's new found love for teabagging:

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But apparently teabagging is only the beginning (via TPM):

Now that activist legislators are legislating from their legislatures to legalize gay marriage, activists are turning up the volume on anti-gay marriage rhetoric.

There's just one, ahem, kink.

In an unintentional but hilarious nod to gay sex chatters everywhere, the National Organization for Marriage has dubbed their campaign "2 Million for Marriage". Or 2M4M. Whoops.

http://www.alternet.org/





The practice of teabagging can extend not only from dipping one's penis into the mouth of another individual, but also to placing the scrotum into someone's eye sockets or nose, often as a punishment for their drunkenness, especially when carried out while the other person is unconscious, known colloquially as Russian goggles.





Now for a Bible lesson: Ezekiel 34 (for you Faux RightWing Xtians, it's in the Old Testament)

To the Wall Street Corporate Billionaire and the Puppet Mind Control Media:

18: Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet?

And to you SHEEPLE that are following this FAKE protest set up for you by your controllers of Wall Street:

19: And as for my flock, they eat that which ye have trodden with your feet; and they drink that which ye have fouled with your feet.


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